Jon Schneck Quotes
"Matty took a swim in the chocolate river and apparently contaminated it… we ended up costing them about 40 billion dollars, but I guess that’s just life..."
"We finally arrived at the border, where our bus almost got siezed because of hoopes' BB gun, that he HAD to bring with him."
"I will crush you!"
"the show was a show, but THEN... on the last song of the night, matt got held captive by jango fett, some storm troopers, and none other than darth vader. our guitar tech ryan got his right arm shot off, and our stage manager eric got into a light saber fight with darth himself. they agreed to let us go , on the condition that we purchase the newly released dvd from george lucas... we told them we would, but we spent the money on canadian bacon, and milk in a bag... silly storm troopers... theyll believe anything you tell them with a wink and a smile."
"I might have landed two punches to the body, and by the body I mean skimmed your shirt. And I got about six really good ones either to the side of the head or right to the face and at one point I thought my nose was going to start bleeding."