John Warne Quotes
"I'm eating a bagel that I thought was going to be plain, turns out it's jalepeno, not a nice suprise" - to Jennifer
"Everything
broke on stage tonight. I broke 3 bass strings, some hillbilly broke the banjo,
Dave broke his cowbell, Hoopes broke his calculator, and Thiessen broke his
left vocal chord."
"I
was feeling a bit "jumpy" which was due perhaps to too much Red
Bull. Speaking of which, I just found out online that for a person with my
exact weight the absolute limit is 127 cans of Red Bull. The 128th can would
kill me. So drink up, but be careful, kids."
"Racking my brain here to think of anything else of moment that happened tonight.... um.... hmmm... oh yeah, I sprouted wings and flew over a cornfield."
"I want to be a full-time dreamer."
"Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds in way. Along came a spider, and sat down besides her, and she ate that too."
"Hello RK crazed fans, this is John. I'm the one with an H that plays the bass notes that make the ladies swoon. That or drop dead."
"I'm John Waaarrne!"
"Ring, ring I'm a phone. Pick me up! That is all."
"Can't say I smash a whole lot of beer bottles, but when I do I quite enjoy it. So should every sane person..."
"Oh, I've got so many bananas."
(What's the worst way any of you guys have been dumped?) "One girl left me on a rainy street-corner at night under a dim lamp with flowers in my hand and sadness in my heart."
"During soundcheck Thiessen got on the organ and started playing Phantom of the Opera, his favorite dark showtune masterpiece. In fact he has a signed poster from one of the shows. Ask him. As for me, I rigged up some ropes to fly me around the room a la Dante's Inferno whilst the dolorous melody built to a crescendo. A most chilling scene."
John: I think she's a vixen Hoopes: A vixen? John: Yes Hoopes: What does that even mean? Dave: Isn't that one of the reindeer or something John: Yes, it means she's a reindeer...yeah
"And in the midst of this melee I came to the realization that Drew Carey was correct in his assertion that Cleveland does indeed rock. Instead of giving the show two thumbs up I will give it an index finger and a pinky up."
"The worst part of the day for me was when I nearly passed out inhaling all the helium from a balloon. The best part was the high-pitched voice that followed."
"I afterwards slightly redeemed myself by being able to get up on a pair of waterskis and stay up for a few minutes. I say slightly because after-all, they’re still dorky waterskis. At the houseboat I also started and finished the last installment in the Harry Potter series. If you’re a fan, this book won’t disappoint. Okay, I go from waterskis to Harry Potter. What a geek."
*pointing index finger* "GET IN THE ZONE AUTO ZONE!!!"
"Its going to be Crumbalievable!"