Dave Douglas Quotes
(former member)
"Oh, this is really funny; this morning, while we were still at the hotel in richmond, housekeeping kept coming into the room while we were there. once they came in while scott & i were still in bed and then a lady came in while i was sitting on the bed in my boxers, waiting to get in the shower! the lady was very appologetic, although she probably does that all the time. remember, if you're planning on doing housekeeping at a hotel, keep it in mind that you're bound to see people in their underwear. it was funny anyway."
"Character"
"Matt Thiessen's head, it's a mystery to everyone."
"oh, this scar? that was from putting my head through a window when I passed out once, I got a shot and my body like it and I went through a window. It was pretty cool, I'd like to do it again sometime. it's all good."
"Vandalism... great!"
"Malachi, this is clearly not the right way to advertise!"
"Hello Everyone. I'm Dave Douglas, and I am made of glass!"
"Would you like to meet my number 1 fan?" .sure.. .walks over to huge box, pulls out electric fan.. smiles proudly.. "This is her!"
"Let me get rid of this toothbrush first."
"Don't lust after money; beyond paying your bills, it's only purpose is to impress other people."