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February 2004
February 7, 2004
Milwaukee, WI
Whats up with me and Wisconsin!? I feel like I've only ever had one good Wisconsin experience out of like 10. Today was not the one good experience. Not that it was a really BAD day, I just didn't have a GOOD day. The show was in a theater, and there was no room for a "crowd". Because of the SEATS. I think all the chairs and seats in the world got together and agreed to do everything they could to take down rock and roll. "I hate that lousy rock and roll" said the folding chair. "It vibrates my metal legs and makes me queasy." "I agree," remarked the davenport. "When ever my owners have a party, they listen to Metallica and Outkast and jump up and down on my lovely cushins. I just can't take it anymore." or something like that. matt t.
February 27, 2004
Columbia,
SC (i looked it up)
Hey...i just wrote yesterday's journal, and talked about today. So now I'm going to write about 2/27 the year Six Thousand Forty Two!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA. In 6042, thunderstoms are deadly, because rain has morphed into cheese drops. The cheese drops don't kill you, but the gigantic cheese drop eating future-sauruses go crazy looking for cheese drops, and they set off land mines in the process. The land mines incidently kill a lot of innocent citizens. My voice is gone. My sanity hangs by a thread (and some additional ropes and pulleys). matt t.